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If you have questions or a super raunchy idea not suitable for the internet, send us a message! We would love to make your dirty pastry fantasies a reality.
ABOUT US
We're just a couple of badass babes with buttercream in our veins and zero interest in playing it safe. The baking world needed a glow-up and we're here to frost it with attitude, innuendo, and a whole lot of yes, we really went there.
Our treats are flirty, filthy and fabulous. Think slutty cupcakes, dirty little cookies and seductive sweets that aren't afraid to show a little skin (or a lot). We don't do bland or basic. We do bold! We do balls. We do buns you'll want to bite.
Whether you're celebrating a bachelor/bachelorette, throwing a cheeky birthday bash, or just need a box of boobs to brighten your day, we've got you!
Sweet? Always. Innocent? Absolutely not.
Welcome to the bakery your mother warned you about!